2003-04-21 - 8:20 a.m.
So everyone get ready, its almost Halloweaster. The Holliday that celebrates the day when Jesus rose from the dead and terrorized a small midwestern town. The official mascot fo Halloweaster is the magic duck, a little yellow duck with a wizard's hat. He lays eggs everywhere painted with scenes from classic horror movies such as "night of the living dead" and "Jesus 2, the revenge!" And the eggs are full of candy! All the little kids love to dress up like biblical characters and re-enact the scenes where the twelve apostles hunted down their undead former master with crossbows loaded with bolts dipped in holy water. I especially like the part at the end, where undead Jesus is shambling across the surface of the lake, causing fish to leap out of the water and sink the apostles' attack boats, when suddenly, from behind, he notices the red glowing eyes of undead Judas, and they square off for the final battle.
Only twenty shopping days left!
Favourite song today: "American Psycho" -Misfits
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