2003-09-30 - 9:23 p.m.
This morning my new speakers left los angeles, and half an hour ago they left east boston. I love package tracking numbers. They're the most useless things, but great for obsessive people like myself. I need things to check. I live for that feeling of anticipation when there's something in my inbox, and I'm always bummed when its another ad for a penis pump.
The penis pump, by the way, was invented by one Dr. Joel Kaplan. That bit of minutia might come in handy if there were such a thing as porno trivial pursuit.
Song of the day: "Donkey Dick" -Judge Dread
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