2004-01-28 - 9:18 a.m.

Dougy the werewolf sock puppet squirmed out of a crack in the wall of the subway station.

"Mmm, could usa muncha summa breakfast chickens", he said.

And with that, he scampered madly down the tracks at a hundred miles an hour, mouth wide open, plush yellow fangs flailing in the warm acrid air.

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